Reblogged from puppyrude
Wisdom of the Marsh Thumper
The thump guides


Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not handsome.
I don’t think this chart aptly describes getting to know me at all! … 8D!
Why can’t you love me for the way I am!
Hey, might summon the devil at home, but at least I’m not a bicycle.
Yep I’m in the illuminati:)
I didn’t know it was a euphemism… I do like this idea here thought ^
It was impossible for me not to think he was ACTUALLY A BIKE when “infested with ants” is right next to it.
that was my first thought too LOL