Reblogged from absolutefucker
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MEMO FROM GEORGE LUCAS RE: HOW TO FIX THIS SCENE IN FUTURE RELEASE REVISIONS:
Move the guy closer so that Luke actually looks like he’s kicking him.C’MON PEOPLE. OUTSIDE THE BOX HERE.- Make Luke’s foot bigger. And, the guy explodes.
- Change the guy into an elaborately detailed space-lemur thingy.
- When the guy flings his blaster into the air, it hits the other guy in the head. SOUND EFFECTS TEAM: find me a comical sound effect for this, like BA-GINK or DO-BOING. Something.
- Luke kicking him in the face is kind of cruel here, isn’t it? He’s not that guy. Let’s insert a close-up of fly-by Boba Fett shooting at the guy. This will explain how he’s propelled backward and we can show Luke shaking his head sadly or something.
- What if one of these guys farts? Might lighten it up a bit, right?
- Replace Luke with Hayden Christensen and add in time-travel subplot.
Umm… nothing’s wrong here.
Luke was using a Force kick.
(Source: absolutefucker, via the-disco-king)
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THIS GIF HAHAHAHA
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Patada con la Fuerza!
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This is a proper display of the force ladies and gentlemen
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Guys, it’s fine. Luke’s using the force. In his foot.
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Umm… nothing’s wrong here. Luke was using a Force kick.
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